"And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire..."
My agent had her official ribbon cutting at our office this afternoon. I had to make sure my desk was in ship shape.
What'dya think? Notice my very own mini red swingline stapler. I'm not a big coffee drinker so my Redskins mug will have to hold company paraphernalia. You can't have your name on enough stuff in this business.There's plenty of cake & punch left to take home if anyone wants any. The ratio of people to cake wasn't too big. Members of Chambers of Commerce just don't have the belly for sweets. I'm about ready to get out of this shirt and tie and slip on my crocs and go find a pizza hut kiosk.
